{"product_id":"don-t-be-an-assquatch-sticker-funny-sasquatch-kiss-cut-decal-for-laptops-water-bottles","title":"Don’t Be An Assquatch Sticker — Funny Sasquatch Kiss-Cut Decal for Laptops \u0026 Water Bottles","description":"A playful kiss-cut sticker that brings a dash of woodland humor to your everyday items. The design shows a laid-back Sasquatch strolling through pine silhouettes while holding a bottle, paired with cheeky hand-lettered text that reads “Don’t Be An Assquatch.” The glossy, vibrant print pops against laptops, journals, water bottles, or any smooth surface, and the kiss-cut outline makes peeling and applying stress-free. This sticker fits into a cabin, camping, or outdoorsy mindset while keeping the mood light and irreverent — a little reminder to keep it chill and not take life too seriously.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy, scratch-resistant finish for lasting shine\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-solvent inks for vibrant, fade-resistant colors\u003cbr\u003e- Available in white or transparent options and four sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Quick, bubble-free application; not waterproof\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":48556420432064,"sku":"14978677888301262703","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/3269\/3952\/files\/18119056093615906760_1200.jpg?v=1783484563","url":"https:\/\/rebelridge-coffee.store\/products\/don-t-be-an-assquatch-sticker-funny-sasquatch-kiss-cut-decal-for-laptops-water-bottles","provider":"Rebel Ridge Coffee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}